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GOMBAK 20 Jan. - The International Islamic University Malaysia, Gombak campus now has a new addition to their growing family (or headache, whichever you choose) in the form of a new pet: stray dogs. Spotted lazing carelessly on the football field near Mahallah Ali, these stray dogs have been terrorizing residents of the said mahallah as these stray dogs are applying scare attack tactics in defending their turf from passer-by.
One respondent who declined to be named or photographed, who is a victim of being chased away by this group of stray dogs says that "these dogs are very aggressive". Upon interviewing the president of the Mahallah Representetive Council of Mahallah Ali, he said: "I think these dogs must be Jewish spy who conspires to attack and terrorize this university. We have had a meeting and decided to retaliate by sending suicide-bombing squad to Tel Aviv." Hmm, naughty Jews.
In another interview with the president of the Student's Representative Council of IIUM, Mr. Wufi said that the need to wipe all dogs and Jews from the face of this earth is getting more and more urgent an agenda for all Muslims worldwide. "I see that these dogs are the scum of the earth. Just like the Jews. We have to drive these two kinds into extinction. I thereby declare the war on dogs and Jews as jihad, and those who joins it will gain immediate entrance into jannah."
These sentiments, however, are not shared by the administrative power of the university. The Rector, Prof. Dr. Syed Ararbi Idid were keen on allowing the stray dogs to roam freely on the viccinity of the university as he claimed that the dogs also have its rights to freedom. "If we can let the administrative staffs to be extremely biased with the students and hinder certain academic-based students' society from growing because we hate them. If we can let cases of leaking roofs which occurs all over the university, including the library, left untreated because we are a lazy, uncompetitive, brainless lot. Then for sure we can let those stray dogs keep on roaming the university freely because honestly, we don't give a damn. If we can hold the release of PTPTN loans to the students right until the mid semester break. If we can extort the student's 'borrowed' money by raising the tuition and college fee to an astronomical figure, then for sure we can do this. We don't care what the students feel, or want. We only want their money, and fame, and then that's it."
The Rector of the university is a lecturer of Mass Communication studies. It's no wonder the university, as of late, are being very proactive in selling thier image.
